On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So much rum. So many feels.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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