wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
