I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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