hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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