Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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