Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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