let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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