How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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