She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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