All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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