I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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