then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Quick, to the slutcave!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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