I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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