JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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