let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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