let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I lost the right to judge tonight
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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