I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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