Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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