ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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