so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I touched a dick in church today
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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