Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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