weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I got inside last night via doggy door
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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