my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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