I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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