Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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