so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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