Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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