? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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