So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize