There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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