Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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