At least make sure they are 18
Why
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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