Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I didn't notice because vodka
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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