So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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