Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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