I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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