do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I wannas sexs uuuuu
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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