I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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