Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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