all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She said her name was "party"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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