Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
handjob tips. give me some.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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