I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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