found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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