Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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