they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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