ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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