yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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