Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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