Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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