why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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