i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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