Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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