i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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