what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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